* The Chemically Enhanced Comedy of Brian Lee *
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| Reasons to Drink for June: 1 Jun 1973 - Happy Birthday Heidi Klum. 2 Jun 1851 - Maine became the first U.S. state to enact a law prohibiting alcohol. Just another reason New England sucks. 3 Jun 1967 - The Doors "Light My Fire" was released. 4 Jun 1975 - Happy Birthday Angelina Jolie. 5 Jun 1968 - U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy was mortally shot in Los Angeles. Can't make jokes..ESPN might fire me. 6 Jun 1948 - Happy Birthday Robert England (Freddy Kruger). 7 Jun 1917 - Happy Birthday Dean Martin. 8 Jun 1998 - The National Rifle Association elected Charlton Heston to be its president. We would forever be protected from those "damn, dirty apes". 9 Jun 1981 - Happy Birthday Natalie Portman. 10 Jun 1978 - Joe Walsh's "Life's Been Good" was released. 11 Jun 1973 - After a ruling by the Justice Department of the State of Pennsylvania, women were licensed to box or wrestle. Gotta love PA! 12 Jun 1974 - Happy Birthday Jason Mewes (Jay of "Jay and Silent Bob). 13 Jun 1940. Happy Birthday Malcolm McDowell (Clockwork Orange). 14 Jun 1989 - Zsa Zsa Gabor was arrested in Beverly Hills for slapping a motorcycle policeman. 15 Jun 1980 - Happy Birthday Mary Carey. 16 Jun 1980 - The movie "The Blues Brothers" opened in Chicago, IL. 17 Jun 1966 & 67 - Happy Birthday to my two favorite porn stars, Tori Wells and Christy Canyon. 18 Jun 1873 - Susan B. Anthony was fined $100 for attempting to vote for a U.S. President. Get your ass back in the kitchen! 19 Jun 1943 - The National Football League approved the merger of the Philadelphia Eagles and the Pittsburgh Steelers. 20 Jun 1952 - Happy Birthday John Goodman. 21 Jun 1981 - "Raiders of the Lost Ark" opened. 22 Jun 1958 - Happy Birthday Bruce Campbell. 23 Jun 1993 - Lorena Bobbitt sexually mutilated her husband, John, after he allegedly raped her. This was put here as a reminder guys......they are ALL dangerous. 24 Jun 1664 - New Jersey, named after the Isle of Jersey, was founded. It was immediately taken over by the Sopranos. 25 Jun 1995 - Pearl Jam canceled their tour because of an ongoing feud with Ticketmaster. Huh...Pearl Jam. Remember them? 26 Jun 1956 - Happy Birthday Chris Issak. 27 Jun 1955 - The first "Wide Wide World" was broadcast on NBC-TV. 29 Jun 1953 - Happy Birthday Colin Hay (Men At Work). 30 Jun 1953 - The first Corvette rolled off the Chevrolet assembly line in Flint, MI. It sold for $3,250. |
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| Next show: To Be Announced. |
| "Brian-Buster" Recommendations" Must See: "The Raid: Redemption(2011)". 101 minutes of some the craziest fights scenes in movie history. Must Avoid: "Guilt Trip (2012) ". Seth Rogen AND Barbra Streisand? Shit squared! Who runs Hollywood, again? |
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| Manitoba Moose's Tasteless Jokes of the Month How to tell if you're from the People's Republic of Kalifornia - Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none of them are visible. - You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. - You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on aconversation in English. - Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and isnamed Flower. - You can't remember...is pot illegal? - Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. -Tthe guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney, really is George Clooney. - Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. - It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station. - Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers, and cosmetic surgeons. - If you drive illegaly, they take your driver's licence. If you're here illegaly, they want to give you one. |
| Relay for Life.......Success! Yes, yes, I know...forever and a day since the last update. But before you start complaining about how long it's been since I put up new pictures, you have to hear what's been happening. First, I went on vacation....screw you, I get time off too. Before that, however, I was doing something very important. I had the opportunity to participate in the American Cancer Society Relay for Life. First off, thank you to all the folks who donated to the cause (and to the people who didn't donate...shame shame...Karma will be by to visit you, I'm sure). Ok, where was I?...Oh, Relay for Life. So, to help raise money, we did a show. With the help of Chris Crazy Bull (yes, that's his real name), Head of Security Sean S., MC Nate, the Cash Chicks, the staff of the American Legion, DJ Patrick J., and some (little) assistance from the Monterey White Hats, we were able to raise enough money to place our team third overall in the Monterey Relay. Good job by everyone, indeed! Speaking of the show, thanks to some of my newest Lee-Tards: William P., Kristen W., Jeremy D., William W., and Bob D. Till next time......drinks are on me, BL |
| Brian's Bucket List! Just a random list of things Brian wants "to do" before it's all over. This month: Jamie Murray! |
