* The Chemically Enhanced Comedy of Brian Lee *
next show:   to be announced...soon!
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Cerebral                           
Punishment
         Reasons to Drink for October:

1 Oct 1968 - "Night of the Living Dead" premiered in Pittsburgh, PA.
2 Oct 1890 - Happy Birthday Groucho Marx.
3 Oct 1996 - Van Halen gave David Lee Roth the boot for the second time
4 Oct 1976 - Happy Birthday Alicia Silverstone.
5 Oct 1969 - "Monty Python's Flying Circus" debuted on BBC television.
6 Oct 1976 - Happy Birthday Lisa Sparxxx.
7 Oct 1950 - "The Frank Sinatra Show" debuted.
8 Oct 1996 - Pope John Paul II underwent a successful operation to
remove his inflamed appendix. So much for "faith healing".
9 Oct 2003 - Britain's Queen Elizabeth II knighted Roger Moore and
made Sting a CBE (Commander of the British Empire).
10 Oct 1995 - Peter Frampton released "Frampton Comes Alive II."
11 Oct 1975 - "Saturday Night Live" was broadcast for the first time.
12 Oct 1968 - The Jimi Hendrix Experience was formed in London.
13 Oct 1947 - Happy Birthday to the "Red Rocker" Sammy Hagar.
14 Oct 1975 - "Rock & Roll All Night" was released by KISS.
15 Oct 1977 - The Fleetwood Mac album "Rumors" was released.
16 Oct 1971 - Isaac Hayes' "Theme From Shaft" was released.
17 Oct 1947 - Happy Birthday Michael McKean (This is Spinal Tap).
18 Oct 1990 - The City of Los Angeles declared "Rocky Horror Picture
Show Day."
19 Oct 1969 - Happy Birthday Trey Parker (South Park).
20 Oct 1973 - "The Joker" was released by the Steve Miller Band.
21 Oct 1940 - Happy Birthday Manfred Mann.
22 Oct 1938 - Happy Birthday Christopher Lloyd.
23 Oct 1959 - Happy Birthday Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead).
24 Oct 1989 - Reverend Jim Bakker was sentenced to 45 years in
prison and fined $500,000 for his conviction on 24 counts of fraud.  
Comedian Sam Kinison would have HOURS of jokes at this guys'
expense.
25 Oct 1955 - The microwave oven, for home use, was introduced by
The Tappan Company.
26 Oct 1981 - Queen and David Bowie record "Under Pressure".
27 Oct 1939 - Happy Birthday John Cleese (Monty Python).
28 Oct 1965 - Happy Birthday Jami Gertz (Crossroads).
29 Oct 1940 - The first peacetime military draft began in the U.S.   Take
that, hippies!
30 Oct 1986 - The Beastie Boys released the LP "License To Ill."
31 Oct Every Year - HALLOWEEN!!!!  The best holiday ever.
Cerebral                           
Punishment
Next show: To Be Announced.
   "Brian-Buster" Recommendations"

Must See:  "Unfriended" (2015).   A neat little "found footage" movie
about a bunch of asshole teens getting killed off while on a video chat.

Must Avoid:  
"Run All Night" (2015)".  Liam Neeson hates guns.  He hates
Americans having guns.  He loves doing movies with guns.  He loves
Americans paying to watch him with guns.  Stop paying Liam Neeson!
                                               Manitoba Moose's
                    Tasteless Jokes of the Month
        


-  Friend: What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Me: Drunk!

-  This Halloween, the only Candy I'm interested in swings from a pole
and has daddy issues.

-  A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure
him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid
behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband
came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long
tail, and pitchfork. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm the Devil!" she
responded. "Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your
sister!"
           
          Update coming soon!

Immediately following the Stanley Cup 2017!

Till next time......drinks are on me,

BL
                    Brian's Bucket List!
       Just a random list of things  Brian wants "to do" before  
                    it's all over.  This month: Vanessa Michelle!
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