* The Chemically Enhanced Comedy of Brian Lee *
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Cerebral                           
Punishment
             Reasons to Drink for August:

1 Aug 1996 - MTV launched another channel known as M2.  Great, two
channels of shitty music to watch now.
2 Aug 1970.  Happy Birthday Kevin Smith (CLERKS).
3 Aug 1966 - Lenny Bruce overdosed on morphine at the age of 40.
4 Aug 1955 - Happy Birthday Billy Bob Thorton.
5 Aug 1969 - Happy Birthday Richard H.!  Still better than McKinley!
6 Aug 1973 - Stevie Wonder was seriously injured in a car accident. He
permanently lost his sense of smell. He was in a coma for four days.  
Did someone let him drive?
7 Aug 1987 - Happy Birthday Sidney Crosby.  Go Pens!!!!!!
8 Aug 1970 - CCR's "Looking Out My Back Door" was released.
9 Aug 1910 - A.J. Fisher received a patent for the electric washing
machine.  Insert your own woman-bashing joke here.  
10 Aug 1968 - The Who's "Magic Bus" was released.
11 Aug 1999 - KISS received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  
Gene Simmons immediately tried to sell it.
12 Aug 1967 - Fleetwood Mac made their stage debut in Great Britain.
13 Aug 1970 - Happy Birthday Wendy Whoppers. 80 HHH!!!!!!
14 Aug 1953 - The whiffle ball was invented.
15 Aug 1969 - The Woodstock festival opens in Bethel, New York.
16 Aug 1977 - Elvis Presley died at the age of 42 in Memphis, TN. He
died of coronary arrhythmia....on the toilet.
17 Aug 1943 - Happy Birthday Robert De Niro.
18 Aug 1894 - The Bureau of Immigration was established by the U.S.
Congress.  Now, will you please get the fuck to work!!!!!
19 Aug 1981 - The final episode of "Charlie's Angels was aired on
ABC-TV.
20 Aug 1940 - France fell to the Germans during World War II....again.
21 Aug 1984 - Clint Eastwood was given a star on the Hollywood Walk of
Fame.  
22 Aug 1902 - In Hartford, CT, President Theodore Roosevelt became
the first president to ride in an automobile.  My guess is he was trying to
get the hell out of the state.
23 Aug 1996 - President Clinton imposed limits on peddling cigarettes
to children.  Giving cigars to interns will still be acceptable.
24 Aug 1968 - Keith Moon of The Who drove a Lincoln into the pool of a
Holiday Inn in Flint, MI.  
25 Aug 1930 - Happy Birthday Sean Connery.
26 Aug 1967 - Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze" was released.
27 Aug 1952 - Happy Birthday Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman)
28 Aug - Happy Birthday to Shania Twain and LeAnn Rhimes.  This is
why they invented the "mute" button on the t.v. remote....so much better
to look at than listen to.
29 Aug 1970 - The Kinks' single "Lola" was released.
30 Aug 1993 - "The Late Show with David Letterman" premiered.
31 Aug 1945 - Happy Birthday Van Morrison.
Cerebral                           
Punishment
Next show: To Be Announced.
       "Brian-Buster" Recommendations"

Must See:  "The Voices" (2015).   Ryan Reyonolds does it again!  Horror
and comedy all in one.  Even his straight to video movies knock it out of
the park.


Must Avoid:  "The Boy Next Door" (2015)".  Jennifer Lopez in her latest
attempt to stay relevant.  Stop....just...stop.
                                                   Manitoba Moose's
                      Tasteless Jokes of the Month
            


- A man was complaining to a friend, "I had it all - money, a magnificent
house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all
gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out..."


- An old Indian was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse."
"That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it
mean?"
"It's an old Indian name.  Means Nag, Nag, Nag."
                 
                 Happy Belated Birthdays!





Due to extensive travel (and some recovery time following that
extensive travel), I dropped the ball and was unable to do my update last
month.  That, unfortunately caused me to miss a bunch of birthday
wishes, so I will try to make up for it now.

First, a Happy Belated 50th Birthday to the host of "Remo D's Manor of
Mayhem"
, my good friend Remo D!   I had the pleasure of meeting Remo
while I was living in California
in 2012.  Not only did I have the honor of
having my house used as the "set" for season 18 of The Manor, but I
also got to play a recurring character (who, oddly enough was named
"Brian Lee") on the show as well.  Remo was also gracious enough to
MC my first TV taping.  I can't thank you enough for all the opportunities
you have afforded me, the countless hours of horror movie talk, and the
invitation to be part of The Manor.  Again, Happy Belated Birthday!

It seems that July is a birth month for a bunch of horror movie fans.  I
also want to wish a Happy Belated Birthday to my good friend Roy N.  
Roy, you and Remo need to meet.....the debate over horror movies
would be classic!

Also, Happy Belated Birthday to Nick G.  Nick is the all-time #1 fan of all
80's horror movies.  Listen up Hollywood, this guy has some great ideas
for movies...hire him already.

Finally, a very Happy Belated Birthday to Lisa M. (had to save the best for
last).  I hope you enjoy the Zuni doll I sent you...just make sure it's
necklace doesn't fall off.




Till next time......drinks are on me,

BL
                  Brian's Bucket List!
           Just a random list of things  Brian wants "to do" before  
                      it's all over.  This month:  
Gia Marie!
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