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            Reasons to Drink for February:

1 1861 - Texas voted to secede from the Union.  Unfortunately, we let
them back in and they brought Mexico with them.
2 1973 - NBC-TV debuted "Midnight Special."
3 1959 - Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper died in a plane
crash in Iowa.  Don Maclean went on to become a millionaire because of
it.
4 1940.  Happy Birthday George Romero.
5 1962.  Happy Birthday to "Big Bully" Nick Busick.
6 1998 - Washington National Airport was renamed for U.S. Ronald
Reagan with the signing of a bill by U.S. President Clinton. One of the
very few good things Clinton ever did.
7 1962. Happy Birthday Eddie Izzard.
8 1988 - The Who reunited for their 25th anniversary at a London
awards ceremony.
9 1997 - "The Simpsons" became the longest-running prime-time
animated series.
10 1978 - Van Halen's debut album was released.
11 1964.  Happy Birthday Sarah Palin.  She might be crazy..but you know
you would still do her.
12 1997 - David Bowie received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
13 1961 - Frank Sinatra unveiled his own recording label, Reprise.
14 1929 - The "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" took place in Chicago, IL.
15 1967 - The band Chicago formed.
16 2005 - The NHL announced the cancellation of the 2004-2005 season
due to a labor dispute.
17 1934 - The first high school automobile driver’s education course
was introduced in State College, PA.  And THAT'S why PA has the best
drivers.
18 1974 - KISS released their first album.
19 1980 - Bon Scott, lead singer of AC/DC, died at the age of 33.
20 1960 - Happy Birthday Joel Hodgson (MST3K)
21 Happy Birthday to my Dad!
22 1968 - Happy Birthday Jeri Ryan.
23 1970 - Ringo Starr guest starred on "Laugh-In."
24 1979 - "Roxanne" was released by The Police.
25 1987 - Frank Sinatra guest starred on CBS-TV's "Magnum P.I."
26 1977 - The Eagles' "Hotel California" was released.  It's been played
into the ground ever since.
27 1997 - In Ireland, divorce became legal.
28 1977 - Ray Charles was attacked by an audience member on stage. I
wonder if he saw it coming.
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Next show: To Be Announced.
         "Brian-Buster" Recommendations"

Must See:  "The Possession of Michael King" (2014).   Excellent "found
footage" jump/scare fest.  One of the better ones put out in a while.

Must Avoid:  
"Heaven is for Real" (2014)".  Don't get sucked in by this
"true story"...the kid already admitted that it was all a lie.
                                                     Manitoba Moose's
                      Tasteless Jokes of the Month
              


-   Q:  What is the difference between a calendar and you?
  A:  A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

- Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for
Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've
bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the
thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will
work better now.'

- A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she
told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for
Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to
his wife. Delighted, she opened it-only to find a book entitled: "The
meaning of dreams".

-   Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day, the side
chick is you!
                    
                        Here we go again!









It's that time of year again, guys.  Time for "Legalized Extortion" also
known as Valentine's Day.  Make sure you run out and drop hundreds of
dollars on candy and flowers.....oh wait, I an underselling this.

Run out and spend THOUSANDS of dollars on jewelry for that wonderful
woman who always says "you don't have to get me anything".  Cause if
you don't "get her anything"...you will be dealing with it for the rest of
the year.

To find out more about what I think about VD, hit the link "Rants" link on
the left and go to February from the past years.  You will find out
everything you need to know.  

If you can't find it, just click on this link:

http://www.cerebral-punishment.com/WPBlog.html

Till next time......drinks are on me,

BL
                    Brian's Bucket List!
             Just a random list of things  Brian wants "to do" before  
       
                 it's all over.  This month:  Jordan Carver!
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