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          Reasons to Drink for February:

1 1861 - Texas voted to secede from the Union.  Unfortunately, we let
them back in and they brought Mexico with them.
2 1973 - NBC-TV debuted "Midnight Special."
3 1959 - Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper died in a plane
crash in Iowa.  Don Maclean went on to become a millionaire because of
it.
4 1940.  Happy Birthday George Romero.
5 1962.  Happy Birthday to "Big Bully" Nick Busick.
6 1998 - Washington National Airport was renamed for U.S. Ronald
Reagan with the signing of a bill by U.S. President Clinton. One of the
very few good things Clinton ever did.
7 1962. Happy Birthday Eddie Izzard.
8 1988 - The Who reunited for their 25th anniversary at a London
awards ceremony.
9 1997 - "The Simpsons" became the longest-running prime-time
animated series.
10 1978 - Van Halen's debut album was released.
11 1964.  Happy Birthday Sarah Palin.  She might be crazy..but you know
you would still do her.
12 1997 - David Bowie received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
13 1961 - Frank Sinatra unveiled his own recording label, Reprise.
14 1929 - The "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" took place in Chicago, IL.
15 1967 - The band Chicago formed.
16 2005 - The NHL announced the cancellation of the 2004-2005 season
due to a labor dispute.
17 1934 - The first high school automobile driver’s education course
was introduced in State College, PA.  And THAT'S why PA has the best
drivers.
18 1974 - KISS released their first album.
19 1980 - Bon Scott, lead singer of AC/DC, died at the age of 33.
20 1960 - Happy Birthday Joel Hodgson (MST3K)
21 Happy Birthday to my Dad!
22 1968 - Happy Birthday Jeri Ryan.
23 1970 - Ringo Starr guest starred on "Laugh-In."
24 1979 - "Roxanne" was released by The Police.
25 1987 - Frank Sinatra guest starred on CBS-TV's "Magnum P.I."
26 1977 - The Eagles' "Hotel California" was released.  It's been played
into the ground ever since.
27 1997 - In Ireland, divorce became legal.
28 1977 - Ray Charles was attacked by an audience member on stage. I
wonder if he saw it coming.
29 Leap Year.  You can only drink on this day once every 4 years.
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Next show: To Be Announced.
        "Brian-Buster" Recommendations"

Must See:  "Deathgasm" (2015).   Gore fest from New Zealand.  If you
liked "Dead Alive", you will LOVE this.

Must Avoid:  
"Fantastic Four (2015)".   You can't just change the ENTIRE
comic book....or erase the fact there was a better version of this a
couple years ago.
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                       Tasteless Jokes of the Month
     


-  Jonny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything
for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,'came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've
bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,'Jonny added,'I hope she appreciated the
thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied,So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will
work better now.'

- Roses are red, violets are blue. If he’s busy on Valentines Day, the side
chick is you!
        
             And then it was February!

Which means there isn't a whole hell of a lot to write about.

January flew by.  It was accentuated with an awesome trip up to
Connecticut and Rhode Island to visit some old friends and carouse in
some of the old stomping grounds (Brown Derby, anyone?).

The trip was punctuated with a 12 hour trip to Foxwood's Casino for
some non-stop drinking and gambling.  Ok, I did stop, but it was only to
watch the 11 p.m show of Frank Caliendo at the Fox Theater (formerly
known as the Frank Sinatra Theater).  What a great night all the way
around.









And of course, February brings the dreaded Valentine's Day.  If you
haven't read any of my Rants concerning this "holiday", make sure you
swing up on the "Rants" tab (hit it, of course) and search through some
previous February's to see what I had to say.

In the meantime, here is a little something that someone special told me
I need to share.









Till next time......drinks are on me,

BL
                    Brian's Bucket List!
           Just a random list of things  Brian wants "to do" before  
              
          it's all over.  This month: Carmella Bing!
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