* The Chemically Enhanced Comedy of Brian Lee *
next show:   to be announced...soon!
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Cerebral                           
Punishment
           Reasons to Drink for August:

1 Aug 1996 - MTV launched another channel known as M2.  Great, two
channels of shitty music to watch now.
2 Aug 1970.  Happy Birthday Kevin Smith (CLERKS).
3 Aug 1966 - Lenny Bruce overdosed on morphine at the age of 40.
4 Aug 1955 - Happy Birthday Billy Bob Thorton.
5 Aug 1961 - Happy Birthday Tawny Kitaen.  Remember when she was
hot and not crazy?
6 Aug 1973 - Stevie Wonder was seriously injured in a car accident. He
permanently lost his sense of smell. He was in a coma for four days.  
Did someone let him drive?
7 Aug 1987 - Happy Birthday Sidney Crosby.  Go Pens!!!!!!
8 Aug 1970 - CCR's "Looking Out My Back Door" was released.
9 Aug 1910 - A.J. Fisher received a patent for the electric washing
machine.  Insert your own woman-bashing joke here.  
10 Aug 1968 - The Who's "Magic Bus" was released.
11 Aug 1999 - KISS received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  
Gene Simmons immediately tried to sell it.
12 Aug 1967 - Fleetwood Mac made their stage debut in Great Britain.
13 Aug 1970 - Happy Birthday Wendy Whoppers. 80 HHH!!!!!!
14 Aug 1953 - The whiffle ball was invented.
15 Aug 1974 - Happy Birthday Eric H.  How about a few Hoegaarden's at
a Wild Things game then a couple rounds of Corn Hole?
16 Aug 1977 - Elvis Presley died at the age of 42 in Memphis, TN. He
died of coronary arrhythmia....on the toilet.
17 Aug 1943 - Happy Birthday Robert De Niro.
18 Aug 1894 - The Bureau of Immigration was established by the U.S.
Congress.  Now, will you please get the fuck to work!!!!!
19 Aug 1981 - The final episode of "Charlie's Angels was aired on
ABC-TV.
20 Aug 1940 - France fell to the Germans during World War II....again.
21 Aug 1984 - Clint Eastwood was given a star on the Hollywood Walk of
Fame.  
22 Aug 1902 - In Hartford, CT, President Theodore Roosevelt became
the first president to ride in an automobile.  My guess is he was trying to
get the hell out of the state.
23 Aug 1996 - President Clinton imposed limits on peddling cigarettes
to children.  Giving cigars to interns will still be acceptable.
24 Aug 1968 - Keith Moon of The Who drove a Lincoln into the pool of a
Holiday Inn in Flint, MI.  
25 Aug 1930 - Happy Birthday Sean Connery.
26 Aug 1967 - Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze" was released.
27 Aug 1952 - Happy Birthday Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman)
28 Aug - Happy Birthday to Shania Twain and LeAnn Rhimes.  This is
why they invented the "mute" button on the t.v. remote....so much better
to look at than listen to.
29 Aug 1970 - The Kinks' single "Lola" was released.
30 Aug 1993 - "The Late Show with David Letterman" premiered.
31 Aug 1945 - Happy Birthday Van Morrison.
Cerebral                           
Punishment
Next show: To Be Announced.
      "Brian-Buster" Recommendations"

Must See:  "Bad Words" (2014).   Jason Bateman's ability to swear can
only be matched by Billy Bob Thorton!


Must Avoid:  
"That Awkward Moment" (2014)" .   Really?  A chick flick
romcom....with dudes?!?!?  Turn in your Man Cards now!
                                                  Manitoba Moose's
                       Tasteless Jokes of the Month
                        


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"You wouldn't sleep with Angelina Jolie for a million dollars, would
you?", asked the cuddling wife.
"Don't be ridiculous", said the husband. "How am I gonna raise a million
dollars?"


-  
Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the drinker was bored. He sat
in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to bartender
and said, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress.."
"Stop -- I don't permit talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the
bartender.
A few minutes later the gent tried again, "People say about the Pope ... "
"No religion talk, either," the bartender cut in.
"Look, how about sex. Can I talk sex?"
"Sure."
"Then fuck you."
                              

                  
   August and Other Things!




Going to be a busy couple of months.  Let's see what is going on.

First off, two big shows to announce.  August has me performing live in
my hometown for the first time in 3 years.  Get there early, seating is
limited.

In September, I will be performing back in California for the big T.V.
taping.  Yes, you read that right.....they are filming my set for television.

And how can I forget, I have been added to the cast of a  local television
series as they move into their 18th season.

Of course, I could put all the details here, but that is really no fun at all.  
If you are really interested in the particulars, drop me a line.  I am
always interested in who is actually reading all this and who is just
logging on for the pictures.

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon....even more looking
forward to seeing you at one of the live events.


Till next time......drinks are on me,

BL
                   Brian's Bucket List!
   Just a random list of things  Brian wants "to do" before it's all over.      
                                    This month:  
Lucy Pinder!
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