* The Chemically Enhanced Comedy of Brian Lee *
next show:   to be announced...soon!
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Cerebral                           
Punishment
         Reasons to Drink for Ocotber:

1 Oct 1968 - "Night of the Living Dead" premiered in Pittsburgh, PA.
2 Oct 1890 - Happy Birthday Groucho Marx.
3 Oct 1996 - Van Halen gave David Lee Roth the boot for the second
time
4 Oct 1976 - Happy Birthday Alicia Silverstone.
5 Oct 1969 - "Monty Python's Flying Circus" debuted on BBC television.
6 Oct 1976 - Happy Birthday Lisa Sparxxx.
7 Oct 1950 - "The Frank Sinatra Show" debuted.
8 Oct 1996 - Pope John Paul II underwent a successful operation to
remove his inflamed appendix. So much for "faith healing".
9 Oct 2003 - Britain's Queen Elizabeth II knighted Roger Moore and
made Sting a CBE (Commander of the British Empire).
10 Oct 1995 - Peter Frampton released "Frampton Comes Alive II."
11 Oct 1975 - "Saturday Night Live" was broadcast for the first time.
12 Oct 1968 - The Jimi Hendrix Experience was formed in London.
13 Oct 1947 - Happy Birthday to the "Red Rocker" Sammy Hagar.
14 Oct 1975 - "Rock & Roll All Night" was released by KISS.
15 Oct 1977 - The Fleetwood Mac album "Rumors" was released.
16 Oct 1971 - Isaac Hayes' "Theme From Shaft" was released.
17 Oct 1947 - Happy Birthday Michael McKean (This is Spinal Tap).
18 Oct 1990 - The City of Los Angeles declared "Rocky Horror Picture
Show Day."
19 Oct 1969 - Happy Birthday Trey Parker (South Park).
20 Oct 1973 - "The Joker" was released by the Steve Miller Band.
21 Oct 1940 - Happy Birthday Manfred Mann.
22 Oct 1938 - Happy Birthday Christopher Lloyd.
23 Oct 1959 - Happy Birthday Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead).
24 Oct 1989 - Reverend Jim Bakker was sentenced to 45 years in
prison and fined $500,000 for his conviction on 24 counts of fraud.  
Comedian Sam Kinison would have HOURS of jokes at this guys'
expense.
25 Oct 1955 - The microwave oven, for home use, was introduced by
The Tappan Company.
26 Oct 1981 - Queen and David Bowie record "Under Pressure".
27 Oct 1939 - Happy Birthday John Cleese (Monty Python).
28 Oct 1965 - Happy Birthday Jami Gertz (Crossroads).
29 Oct 1940 - The first peacetime military draft began in the U.S.   Take
that, hippies!
30 Oct 1986 - The Beastie Boys released the LP "License To Ill."
31 Oct Every Year - HALLOWEEN!!!!  The best holiday ever.
Cerebral                           
Punishment
Next show: To Be Announced.
    "Brian-Buster" Recommendations"

Must See:  "Haunter" (2013).   If you liked "The Others" you will
definitely dig this movie.


Must Avoid:  
"Atrocious" (2010)" .   Another Spanish "found footage"
horror movie (attempt) that really lives up to it's name.
                                                Manitoba Moose's
                       Tasteless Jokes of the Month
                      


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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you
have to be single and you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley, "maybe we will see what we
can do."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party.
                            
      Want to hear something really scary?

I'm going to be on television!

Yep, if you are actually taking the time to read this, it's true.  I am going
to be on TV.

Well, technically I have been on TV for a while.  Working with Remo and
Kato and Cece and the crew....well, that has been a blast. (and instead
of trying to explain here how you can see the show, it's easier just to
email me).

But, these great folks were instrumental in getting this special
organized, filmed, edited and (soon to be) aired.

We don't have a air date as of yet, but as soon as we get a date, I will let
everyone know.

While I am at it, I have a few more thanks to put out.  First, to everyone
who made last month's show so much fun.  Thanks to Russ for
organizing everything, John and Andy for putting on such great sets,
and everyone who came out that night!

As for the show this month, thank you to the Manor crew, Scott for
warming up the crowd, Jake, Ian and Mona for putting on an awesome
contest and of course, everyone who came out for the event.

There is a chance that we will be doing another show here on the left
coast, so keep checking back for updates.


Till next time......drinks are on me,

BL
                 Brian's Bucket List!
 Just a random list of things  Brian wants "to do" before it's all over.        
                                  This month:  
LeeAnna Vamp!
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